Neat and orderly to a stupefying degree

This is my coffee table. And it's nearly always like this. By that I mean that it's always neat and orderly to a stupefying degree. The remote controls and cigarettes are in their place, and the ash tray, ps2 controller and water are always close at hand.
Pretty scary, actually. Of course, when Lulu's here, it's never like this. There's always other random CRAP all over it. Well, those are the joys of being two, I suppose.